So it turns out that neural networks, among their many talents, can come up with awesome names for guinea pigs. [http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/161854386267/neural-networks-can-name-guinea-pigs] I found this out when the Portland Guinea Pig Rescue [http://www.pdxguineapigs.org/guinea-pigs.html] contacted me one day, asking if I’